Funny or inspirational quotes

These quotes are real ones (believe it or not) from the President Mr George W Bush.... "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." "The future will be better tomorrow." "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." For NASA, space is still a high priority." "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." and best of all.... "Public speaking is very easy." Yeah right George - you don't seem to be handling it too well???? Gary Linaker "The European Championships only come around every four years so the problem will be a perennial one". Recent League meeting Manager Talking about Line behavior "I think they should get three strikes and out,then there are no second chances" Annon. Keep them coming luvin it! "The ball just wouldn't go in for us" Bobby Robson after Newcastle had just scored 3 vs Southampton. "Achilies tendon injuries are a pain in the butt" Dr O'leary,master of anatomy. "The referee made a fantastic save" John Aldrige this week England vs Iceland Sorry John the first of many I hope. "I would like to play for an Italian Club Like Barcelona" Mark Draper. " I was a young lad when i was growing up" David O'leary Bobby Robson this week losing 1,0. "I thought tacticaly we were not out dated." Bobby showing signs af his age. Kevin Keegan Specials Sky Interview after Chelsea game. Interviewer Kevin in some games you get bad luck others very bad luck others extremely bad luck,how did you think the game went. Kevin" I thought we were unlucky My father was a miner and he worked down a mine." I'd love it if we beat them, I'd love it. Argentina are the second best side in the world... and there's no better praise than that Nicholas Anelka - 24 years of age but he's been around a lot longer than that I'm not disappointed - just disappointed. The full back is definately getatable. -Ron Atkison(Mun U vs Porto this week. He needs people to be strong in a mental sense. -Ron again this week same game. I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country. -- Ian Rush On another night, they'd have won 2-2. -- Ron Atkinson (Ron commenting on a Valencia-Liverpool Match) The midfield is outnumbered numerically. -- Ron Atkinson For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field. -- Ron Atkinson Zero-zero is a big score. -- Ron Atkinson The keeper was unsighted - he still didn't see it. -- Ron Atkinson